What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the politest month?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What type of barrel breaks easily?