Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?