What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a tuna's favorite game?