What's a tuna's favorite game?
Go fish.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did one plate say to the other?