What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?