What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How does a pizza introduce itself?