Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do cows like to dance to?