Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?