What's a priest's favorite food?
Holy cheese!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?