Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?