What did the paper say to the pencil?
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What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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How do you get straight A's?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do scientists grow fruit?