Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Families are like fudge.