What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do cows go on the weekend?