What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
If you need help building an ark...
Do you have the best ceiling?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?