What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What fish sings the best?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?