Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do stars go to college?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?