What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?