Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?