What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?