Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
I'm not a bad putter.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?