Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
When do cows get tired?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?