What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?