What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
How do bees get to school?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?