Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Ham Solo.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is summer always sad?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?