What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the frog starve?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the noisiest food?