What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?