Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why are the mountains so tired?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Which subject has two parts?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?