What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Who is a house's favorite band?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did spring break up with winter?