What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do nosey peppers do?