How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?