What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?