Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?