What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What type of car do planets buy?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What sport requires no movement at all?