What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?