Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which animals make the best football players?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do T-Rexes shop?