What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?