How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?