What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why was the spider so smart?
