What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are goats so funny?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Families are like fudge.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?