Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?