What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do stars celebrate in December?