What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are cars magic?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?