Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?