What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?