What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the spider so smart?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How does a cow do math?