What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What kind of dog loves to eat?