Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do mice need oiling?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which is the worst season?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?