Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do trees keep as a pet?