What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?