What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?